We got us a tilt up in this puuuuuuuh-eeeeeeeace, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

At a Lady Gaga concert, Lady Gaga threw up on stage. Talk about putting the Gag in Gaga.

A British rugby player ruptured a testicle and finished the game before going to the hospital to have it removed. Wow, can you believe the ball on this guy?

The most amazing coincidence? The team he played for are the Cyclops.

Now that guy is a baller.

In Kentucky, the former NFL cheerleader has reached a deal in her case for having sex with her 17-year-old male student. She agrees to not have sex with students if the student agrees to stop his celebratory Snoopy dance. 

The good news is gas prices are leveling off; the bad news is the reason gas prices are stable is we are all running out of money to buy it.

A British rugby player ruptured a testicle and finished the game before going to the hospital to have it removed. Rugby players are tough. I know of a soccer player who missed a game because his fingernail polish wasn’t dry yet.

At a Lady Gaga concert, Lady Gaga threw up on stage but her singing miraculously continued. Big deal? Britney Spear’s singing continued when she left to go to the bathroom.