Wednesday, June 20, 2012

We takin’ a ride on the bi-polar coaster, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Adidas has cancelled a line of shoes that have rubber shackles that objectors feel mocks slavery; and Nike has cancelled their plans to launch a shoe called the Air Yes Massah.

Sunday in San Diego, they had the annual dog surfing contest where all proceeds went to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. And that is today’s story that the Taliban will not understand.

The head of the Pakistan Taliban, Hafiz Gul Bahadur, has banned U.S. donated children’s polio vaccines in protest over drone missiles killing terrorists. Hafiz Gul Bahadur in Arabic translates to: Next guy to be killed by a drone missile.

In India, a father, upset over his daughter’s infidelities and eloped marriage, beheaded her with a sword and paraded in the street brandishing her head. Thus ending forever his chances of winning Father of the Year.

In San Diego, a proposal to get legalized medical marijuana on the ballot failed because the supporters did not get enough signatures; gosh, I wonder how that happened? (Cough) “Dude, I thought you were getting signatures.” “No, (hack) dude, I thought you were.”

The big question is who will be Mitt Romney’s running mate? Herman Cain was interested in becoming the vice president until he found it he wouldn’t actually be the president of vice.

Since you asked:

Enough is enough. OK, I’ll give you my recipe for Lex’s Rosemary and Parmesan cheese golden-roasted french fries.

Get Yukon golds and cut them into 1/8’s lengthwise to resemble steak fries. Soak them in water.

Drain and put potatoes into a bowl. Drizzle with olive oil. Sprinkle with Old Bay seasoning, smoked paprika, sea salt, fresh pepper and chopped fresh rosemary and chopped fresh chives.

Place in an 400 degree oven for twenty minutes. Take them out, flip them with a flipper-thingie/spatula and then sprinkle on shredded Parmesan cheese and put back in the oven for another 20 minutes.

Serve with ketchup. 

Go Cubs. Beat those tacky Southsider smelly cotton foot garment.  

" I wasn't very far off," Tiger Woods said after a Saturday 75. He used to lie only to reporters. Now he's lying to himself.

- "Sports Illustrated" golf expert, Alan Shipnuck -

Did I mention the corporate culture at Nike is festering toilet bowl of brown-nosing, jock-sniffing sycophants swirled in with impossibly arrogant and pompous douche bags? 

No? I meant to.  

$100,000. Nike. Just do it, bitches.