Yep, you saw the same thing, huh? She's holding the paddle backwards.

You got to have yourself something badly wrong wit' yo' ass for you not to love you some parfaits, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Kim Kardashian is suing the publicist she fired because he is saying the $18 million, 72-day wedding was a sham, and her ex-hubbie, Kris Humphries is threatening to disclose that her butt is fake, and her brother, Robert, called Kim a whore on "E." If they aren't careful this thing could get ugly.