Did you see the gaffe by Rick Perry during the Republican debates? I live my life by three simple rules. One, never play poker with a guy nicknamed after a city, two, never eat sushi that is on sale, and, three, oh shoot, I can’t remember the third one. Oops.

That was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen and I saw a guy eat falafel from a middle-eastern Trenton, New Jersey street vendor.

Wow, did you see Nancy Pelosi when “60 Minutes” accused her of insider trading? She was furious. Or shocked. Or delighted, I couldn’t really tell.

The last republican debate is tonight and Rick Perry has to be focused, he has to be firm and most importantly of all, he has to be, uh, oh, shoot. Oops.