This is the namesake that inspired my new all-girl country rock blues band, Molly Smoooches. This right here none other than her nibs, Molly the boots.

Got some unsettling comedy writing news to report.

A friend of ours was on a vacation with his family in a very nice resort in Cabo San Lucas and guess who was at the pool? Paris Hilton. It pains me to report he said she was very sweet to everyone and friendly and even asked to get her picture taken with his kids.

Sigh.

Yes, I am still going to do Paris Hilton jokes, but not with as much relish.

So I ask this guy:

"Where in the East to you live?"

"Fill a fluffia."

"Fill a fluffia?" I ask.

"Yeah, Fill a fluffia, Pennsylvania."