An Idaho man planning to run for state office as a member of the Nazi party, lost all of his election paperwork when his truck was stolen. I swear, this guy would lose his head if it wasn't so far up his butt.


A 22-year-old Ohio woman was arrested for stealing thumbtacks and tampons from Walmart. Thumbtacks and tampons. She wasn't sure if she stole the ones you push in with your thumb or knock in with a hammer.