Friday, August 28, 2009

His Nibs himself, Mister Wrigley Telluride Kaseberg

Because it is hot outside, I let the dogs come in the garage to rest. Instead of his bed, Wrigley laid down on the cool cement, to which I said; "That was smart, Wrigley." Thus marking the first time I, or anyone else for that matter, has said the words; "That was smart, Wrigley."

In Hungary, Madonna was booed by her 60,000 concert fans when she chastised them for being racist against Gypsies. Which is unfair because Madonna is a leading authority on European ethnic group relations. Oh, wait, no, that's right, she's not, she is a stupid pop star. Sometimes, like Madonna, I get those two fields confused.

Grilling tip of the day:

A slightly underdone medium rare steak can be made perfectly done with a quick 20 second zap in the microwave. A slightly overdone steak? Can't do dickall.