This is not what happened with the Cubs one out from a win last night at the friendly canines of Petco Park. But it was fun to be there regardless.


Why does Brett Favre keep coming back? The guy is retired and does chores on his rural Mississippi farm all summer and then he hangs out with his wife and kids all night . . . oh, now I get it.

The price of a first class stamp is going up to 44 cents. Yeah, I read about it on Twitter, Facebook, Google News and in 100 e-mails, all of for which I did not pay 44 cents.

Honesty compels me to admit I follow Paris Hilton on Twitter, and, as much as I hate to say it, she does seem like a really sweet girl. An unbelievably shallow, vapid, stupid, spoiled and selfish sweet girl, but a sweet girl all the same.