Happy Father's Day, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

How about the rain at the US Open in Long Island? There haven't been this many water-logged rich white people since the Titanic.

Not sure any of these Long Islander folks follow golf. One woman from the Hamptons was overheard saying at the US Open; "This Tiger Woods sounds devine. Maybe we will build another summer home there."

How about all the rain they had at the US Open? There have been this many rich white people getting soaked since Bernie Madoff.

PETA complained when President Obama killed a fly on camera. Apparently PETA now stands for Pains En (Pretentious French spelling) The Asses.

PETA complained when President Obama killed a fly on camera. What a relief, because, for a while there, I was getting worried people thought PETA was a bunch of out-of-touch whackos with way too much time on their hands.