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In the Iranian election, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad out, al Frankenejad in.

So as not to be left out by the rioting Lakers fans, today the Clipper fans rioted also; well, not so much as rioted, but they did refuse to make and fold up their Futon in their parent's basement.

Can you believe Britney Spears is going to be 28 this year? Her two kids are getting so big it is getting harder and harder for Britney to pick them up and drop them.

(In case Sarah Palin sees this, I would like to go on record and say I am neither condoning nor endorsing the dropping of small children)

Britney is at that awkward age, too young to be a has been, to old to be a lost, troubled kid.

Friday all TV's had to be on digital. It is heartbreaking to see Andy Rooney spending the better part of his evenings swearing at and batting his TV's rabbit ears.

A fashion designer in Beijing produces outfits exclusively for dogs. This being China, let's hope it doesn't bring a new and ugly meaning to dressing for dinner.

A company has made a solar powered vibrator. Guys, you thought your woman got cranky when it rained before?