Friday, January 04, 2008

Just what we needed right when we needed it
Donald Trump has launched a magazine. Anyone care to guess the name? The new “Trump” magazine is a little different. You don’t subscribe to it, Trump buys your mailbox in a hostile take over and stuffs the magazine inside of it.


Donald Trump has launched a magazine. Anyone care to guess the name? The new “Trump” magazine had quite a shock inside of it. Five words: A Rosie O’Donnell center fold.


Many questions raised
Cyborg experts predict that, in the future, robots will be so life-like, we will have sex with them. There are a number of questions to answer before you have sex with a cold, lifeless robot. Is it immoral? Is it creepy? Do you call it Senator Clinton or Hillary?