Monday, December 24, 2007

We making some meatloaf sundaes up in this here X-Mas Eve, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Let me be the first to wish all dyslexics a very happy 8002.

Under the category of: “I still can’t seem to get frickin' past this,” Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Can Celine Dion be far behind?

In New Zealand, a group of 50 roaring drunk Santas ran amok in a Cineplex attacking people and vandalizing the theaters. That should put those kids who were there in therapy for life.

Britney Spear’s sister, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. The bad news? Jamie is so young she doesn’t even have a driver’s license. The good news? She can’t get in trouble for driving with her baby on her lap.

NBA games are going to put a microphone on all of the coaches. Well, except for the New York Knicks Isaiah Thomas, they are just going to replay the Don Imus Nappy-headed Hos diatribe against the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

ABC and ESPN are going to put a microphone on all of the NBA coaches. The network feels it will provide insight. Or in the New York Knicks Isaiah Thomas’s case, it will provide evidence.

Since you asked:
Would someone please help me out? I cannot decide. Fergie, scary or hot? When she has her full facial piercings and gets those cornrows going, she is scary. When she sexies herself up, she is pretty hot. Then come the many stories of her predilection to, well, wet herself in mid concert, and there is simply no faster way to un-hot yourself unless your name is Britney Spears.