These just in:
Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Paris-Hilton-sex-video-partner Rick Salomon, two months after tying the knot. Gosh, if those two down-to-earth, stable kids can’t make it, what chance does anyone have?

Pamela is going to keep the house in Malibu and Rick is going to keep all the sexually transmitted diseases Pamela got from Tommy Lee.