Friday, December 21, 2007

These just in:
Die-hard Dallas Cowboy fans are blaming Tony Romo’s poor performance in their 10-6 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Romo’s squeeze, Jessica Simpson. That is silly. The only way Jessica could lose a game for the Cowboys was if Jessica tallied-up the official score.

Let’s face it, if having wild sex with a hot blonde made you play really lousy football, than that would mean the Oakland Raiders are dating Paris Hilton.

In sad irony, a roofing company billionaire, Ken Hendricks, died after falling through his home garage's roof. That’s like the founder of Jet Blue crashing in their only flight to ever leave the runway.