It ain’t nothing but a thing we do when we do that thing that we do, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
All choked up
There was an emotional moment during Carl Rove’s last day at the White House. Rove choked up as he handed over President Bush’s puppet strings over to Dick Cheney.
Who knew?
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. What is with all of these republican gay sex scandals? When did G.O.P. stand for Grabbing Other Penises?
Now that’s bad
Britney Spears new single has been leaked to the Internet and it is bad; how bad? It’s so bad, Kevin Federline wouldn’t put it on one of his albums.
Britney Spears new single has been leaked to the Internet and it is bad; how bad? It’s so bad, when her two-year-old heard it he almost drove into a wall.
Britney Spears new single has been leaked to the Internet and it is bad; how bad? It’s so bad, when Britney’s youngest heard it he dropped himself.
We kid the Grand Old Party
Toys R Us has recalled thousands of toy art sets made in China because they contain too much lead. Lead in the toy art sets? We don’t want our kids growing up to be gay and brain damaged. That would make them Republican congressmen.
After many politicians have been outed by gay sex scandals recently, people seem surprised that so many politicians turn out to be closet homosexuals. Really? It seems natural they would eventually try to do to another man what they’ve done to us taxpayers for years.
Paying her way
The recently deceased “Queen of Mean” billionaire Leona Helmsley left $12 million dollars to her female Maltese, Trouble. It’s not as obscene as it sounds. Trouble did earn a lot of that money herself when Leona bet on her during Michael Vick’s dog fights.
Eww
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. Not to go into the sordid details, but let’s just say, in that bathroom, the hand dryer wasn’t the only thing that you tap on to blow.
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. More details are coming out. Not to go into the sordid details, but let’s just say, in that bathroom, the liquid soap dispenser wasn’t the only thing that was getting pumped.
Good luck with the pipes
Atlanta officials have proposed an ordinance banning low-riding pants. If this happens it will make it virtually impossible for anyone in Atlanta to hire a plumber.
What is going on?
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in an airport men’s room. What is happening to this country when a person can’t go into an airport bathroom stall to conceal their drugs without getting hit on for gay sex?
Fertile
The Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry has fathered nine children with nine different mothers in four different states. Good thing Henry isn’t a quarterback or he could get the center pregnant.
Back to this guy
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. What is with all of these republican gay sex scandals? They are going to have to start a gay division of the Republican party. The Republ-in-the-cans.
All choked up
There was an emotional moment during Carl Rove’s last day at the White House. Rove choked up as he handed over President Bush’s puppet strings over to Dick Cheney.
Who knew?
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. What is with all of these republican gay sex scandals? When did G.O.P. stand for Grabbing Other Penises?
Now that’s bad
Britney Spears new single has been leaked to the Internet and it is bad; how bad? It’s so bad, Kevin Federline wouldn’t put it on one of his albums.
Britney Spears new single has been leaked to the Internet and it is bad; how bad? It’s so bad, when her two-year-old heard it he almost drove into a wall.
Britney Spears new single has been leaked to the Internet and it is bad; how bad? It’s so bad, when Britney’s youngest heard it he dropped himself.
We kid the Grand Old Party
Toys R Us has recalled thousands of toy art sets made in China because they contain too much lead. Lead in the toy art sets? We don’t want our kids growing up to be gay and brain damaged. That would make them Republican congressmen.
After many politicians have been outed by gay sex scandals recently, people seem surprised that so many politicians turn out to be closet homosexuals. Really? It seems natural they would eventually try to do to another man what they’ve done to us taxpayers for years.
Paying her way
The recently deceased “Queen of Mean” billionaire Leona Helmsley left $12 million dollars to her female Maltese, Trouble. It’s not as obscene as it sounds. Trouble did earn a lot of that money herself when Leona bet on her during Michael Vick’s dog fights.
Eww
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. Not to go into the sordid details, but let’s just say, in that bathroom, the hand dryer wasn’t the only thing that you tap on to blow.
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. More details are coming out. Not to go into the sordid details, but let’s just say, in that bathroom, the liquid soap dispenser wasn’t the only thing that was getting pumped.
Good luck with the pipes
Atlanta officials have proposed an ordinance banning low-riding pants. If this happens it will make it virtually impossible for anyone in Atlanta to hire a plumber.
What is going on?
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in an airport men’s room. What is happening to this country when a person can’t go into an airport bathroom stall to conceal their drugs without getting hit on for gay sex?
Fertile
The Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry has fathered nine children with nine different mothers in four different states. Good thing Henry isn’t a quarterback or he could get the center pregnant.
Back to this guy
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. What is with all of these republican gay sex scandals? They are going to have to start a gay division of the Republican party. The Republ-in-the-cans.
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