Friday, August 31, 2007

Personally I feel, not for nothing, that, literally, for US Americans, at this point in time it’s pretty random and, at the end of the day, it is what it is, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

(How to speak and yet say nothing)

So that’s what he’s doing
This year’s “Dancing with the Stars” lineup was leaked to the press; now we know what “Scooter” Libby’s been doing since he was pardoned.

Probably a good idea
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room and now his constituents are calling for Craig to resign. Apparently they want to wash their hands of Craig but they don’t want him in the bathroom when they do it.

Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. Craig just wants to put this incident past him and continue on in congress. At least I hope that’s what he meant when he said he wants to turn another page.

Time for Andy to say bye bye
CBS’s Andy Rooney recently wrote in a column that he doesn't like baseball because the stars "are all guys named Rodriguez." This offended so many Mexicans, now Rooney has to yell: “You punks get off my lawn that nobody will mow.”

CBS’s Andy Rooney recently wrote in a column that he doesn't like baseball because the stars "are all guys named Rodriguez." This offended CBS’s Mexican cleaning staff so much they refuse to go into Rooney’s office to clean out the old man smell.

Who knew?
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. What is with all of these conservative republican gay sex scandals? Who knew the grand old party was taking place in a leather bar?

Ah, the good ol’ days
Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room. Remember the good old Clinton years when sex scandals involved men with women?