We gonna smack the nasty outta this here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Wouldn’t want to see that
Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges. It’s just as well, if Jackson had been found guilty of child molestation, there would have been ugly rioting by angry priests.
So little time
Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges; Michael had a busy day today. He played golf with O.J. met Robert Blake for dinner and, later, he and Kobe are going to order a late snack from room service.
Michael Jackson has been acquitted. Michael says he hasn’t felt this good since Disney Land started serving Jesus Juice at happy hour.
Did you hear our new state motto? California: Acquitting guilty celebrities since O.J. Simpson.
Case of the Mondays
Well yesterday was the end of the Michael Jackson trial. Or as I call it: Joke-writing Dark Monday.
You have to feel sorry for defense attorney Mark Garragos. He abandoned Michael Jackson’s case to defend Scott Petterson. That’s like a Hollywood agent firing Tom Hanks to represent Emmanuel Lewis.
Now that he is acquitted, I didn’t realize Michael Jackson was such a baseball fan; he said he is going to go to Minneapolis to see a game. At least I think that’s what he meant when he said he was going to take in the Twins.
Genus
Scientists in Columbia want to destroy the cocaine crop by releasing moths that will eat the plants. These cocaine-eating moths scientific name is: Whitneyus Houstoni.
These cocaine-eating moths scientific name is: Lindsay Lohanus
Still is, in fact
According to a new biography on Hillary Clinton, Hillary was involved with lesbians when she was at college. At the exact same time, Bill Clinton desperately tried to get involved with lesbians.
Lethal Weapon
Israel is working on a new weapon that emits a sound that makes the enemy nauseous. The weapon is called an M69 Celine Dion.
Shouldn’t there be something there people want to buy before they get this?
Trading bank of Iraq has issued their first credit card. Their motto is “Don’t blow up a home without it.”
Trading bank of Iraq has issued their first credit card. Have you seen the commercial?
Flack jacket: $120
Portable generator: $350.
Water purifier: $75
When an insurgent suicide bomber mistakenly only blows himself up? Priceless.
Duh
Drug companies are working on a new love drug for women. Don’t we already have that? It’s called: Wine.
And neither the words Nerd nor Geek
Microsoft's new Chinese internet portal has banned the words "democracy" and "freedom" from parts of its website to avoid offending Beijing's political censors. It being a Microsoft product, it also banned the words “customer service” and “reliable.”
Hit the road, Jacko, don't you come backo
Now that Michael Jackson has been acquitted, he can’t wait to get out of town. He said he is going to get on the 15 and head south. Or did he say the kid was 14?
Now that Michael Jackson has been acquitted, he can’t wait to get out of town and head to Los Angeles. At least I hope that’s what Michael meant when he said he can’t wait to jump on the 10.
Wouldn’t want to see that
Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges. It’s just as well, if Jackson had been found guilty of child molestation, there would have been ugly rioting by angry priests.
So little time
Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges; Michael had a busy day today. He played golf with O.J. met Robert Blake for dinner and, later, he and Kobe are going to order a late snack from room service.
Michael Jackson has been acquitted. Michael says he hasn’t felt this good since Disney Land started serving Jesus Juice at happy hour.
Did you hear our new state motto? California: Acquitting guilty celebrities since O.J. Simpson.
Case of the Mondays
Well yesterday was the end of the Michael Jackson trial. Or as I call it: Joke-writing Dark Monday.
You have to feel sorry for defense attorney Mark Garragos. He abandoned Michael Jackson’s case to defend Scott Petterson. That’s like a Hollywood agent firing Tom Hanks to represent Emmanuel Lewis.
Now that he is acquitted, I didn’t realize Michael Jackson was such a baseball fan; he said he is going to go to Minneapolis to see a game. At least I think that’s what he meant when he said he was going to take in the Twins.
Genus
Scientists in Columbia want to destroy the cocaine crop by releasing moths that will eat the plants. These cocaine-eating moths scientific name is: Whitneyus Houstoni.
These cocaine-eating moths scientific name is: Lindsay Lohanus
Still is, in fact
According to a new biography on Hillary Clinton, Hillary was involved with lesbians when she was at college. At the exact same time, Bill Clinton desperately tried to get involved with lesbians.
Lethal Weapon
Israel is working on a new weapon that emits a sound that makes the enemy nauseous. The weapon is called an M69 Celine Dion.
Shouldn’t there be something there people want to buy before they get this?
Trading bank of Iraq has issued their first credit card. Their motto is “Don’t blow up a home without it.”
Trading bank of Iraq has issued their first credit card. Have you seen the commercial?
Flack jacket: $120
Portable generator: $350.
Water purifier: $75
When an insurgent suicide bomber mistakenly only blows himself up? Priceless.
Duh
Drug companies are working on a new love drug for women. Don’t we already have that? It’s called: Wine.
And neither the words Nerd nor Geek
Microsoft's new Chinese internet portal has banned the words "democracy" and "freedom" from parts of its website to avoid offending Beijing's political censors. It being a Microsoft product, it also banned the words “customer service” and “reliable.”
Hit the road, Jacko, don't you come backo
Now that Michael Jackson has been acquitted, he can’t wait to get out of town. He said he is going to get on the 15 and head south. Or did he say the kid was 14?
Now that Michael Jackson has been acquitted, he can’t wait to get out of town and head to Los Angeles. At least I hope that’s what Michael meant when he said he can’t wait to jump on the 10.
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