Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A 19-year-old British man named Jack Johnson has spent over $26,000 in surgeries to look like David Beckham. The bad news? He looks nothing like Beckham. The good news? For just $500 more he could look exactly like Kim Jong Un. 

A woman in Tennessee came home to discover two burglars - a man and a woman - having sex on her couch. They had stolen her TV, appliances and jewelry. The woman then insisted they steal her couch too. 

Serving out his Deflategate suspension, Tom Brady was seen on a nude beach in Italy with his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen. In a related story, players all over the league began deflating footballs.