Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Congratulations to Jesse James and Kat Von D's engagement. If you want to get the happy couple a gift, they're registered at Bed, Bath and Bactine.

Very excited about the State of the Union's speech changes in protocol. Not only will democrats be sitting with republicans, but the introduction will be done by a golden-voiced drifter.

For whatever reasons - my lack of credibility among them - nobody believes me when I say there are some bat-poop, port-o-potty-rat crazy moms around here. Check this out: