Thursday, October 11, 2018

While at the Oval Office, Kanye West unlocked his cellphone with a 000000 passcode. It is an easy number for Kanye to remember, it was his SAT score.

Melania Trump said the rumors of Donald Trump's affairs are just media speculation. Does that mean she thinks Trump raw-dogging Stormy Daniels is just Fake Spews? 

In their 34-13 loss to the Eagles, Giants' Eli Manning looked lethargic, distracted and bewildered. Put a MAGA hat on him and he would be like Kanye in the Oval Office.

In Germany, a men's soccer team is being sponsored by a female porn star. You thought the players flopped onto their backs before?