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The Cleveland Browns got their first win in 635 days. Which is 4,445 days in Dog Pound Years.
New York Jet, Isaiah Crowell celebrated a touchdown against Cleveland by wiping the ball on his butt and throwing it in the Browns' stands.
Or as they call that in Cleveland, a Johnny Manziel draft pick.
The Cleveland Browns won, so Bud Light unlocked beer coolers all over town with 300 bottles of beer in them. They decided this was smarter than their other promotion: Free Whisky and Chainsaws.
The Cleveland Browns won, so Bud Light unlocked beer coolers all over town with 300 bottles of beer in them. They decided this was smarter than their other promotion: Free hookers and cocaine.
In her book, Stormy Daniels claimed Steeler QB, Ben Roethlisberger, terrified her when he walked her to her hotel room.
Are we now so sensitive that two-time rape-charged 6-6, 250 man pushing on your hotel room door makes you uncomfortable? Sheesh.
A woman in "Salon" magazine described a date in the '70's with Donald Trump: He did not open her car door, he talked boringly about himself, she had to pay for dinner and a cab.
"That sounds awesome," said Stormy Daniels.
Kylie Jenner tweeted she tried cereal and milk for the first time at age 21. With her father being on the box of Wheaties, you would have thought she could have grasped the cereal concept earlier.
I'm a biased Chicago Bulls fan, but Kareem Abdul Jabbar made playing basketball in Hollywood for tens of millions of dollars seem as fun as breaking rocks on a 100 degree day.
Not really sure I am buying Mark Wahlberg's 2:30 AM wake-up, 7:30 PM bedtime schedule.
This is from the 5.6-inch actor who said he would have stopped the 9/11 terrorists if he was on their plane.
New York Jet, Isaiah Crowell celebrated a touchdown against Cleveland by wiping the ball on his butt and throwing it in the Browns' stands. He received and unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and was charged with impersonating Ryan Leaf.
The Cleveland Brown's won their first game in 635 days. To give you an idea how long ago what was, 635 days ago they were the Cleveland Light-Beige.
Since you asked:
Every year, there is that one day where the air is cooler, the shadows are longer, the day is shorter, and you truly sense it is Fall.
Today was that day.
I wrote this on June 10th, 2013.
What do we have to do to get Gloria Allred to sue Donald Trump? How awesome would that be? Two of the biggest and most litigious publicity whores, both with rancid and vile personalities, each with the vindictive tenacity of pit-bulls.
In her book, Stormy Daniels said she was terrified of Steelers' Ben Roethlisberger, forcing himself on her.
After narrowly dodging prison for, not one, but two sexual assaults, Roethisberger attacked a famous porn star? He better pray he has concussion symptoms.
The Cleveland Browns got their first win in 635 days. Which is 4,445 days in Dog Pound Years.
New York Jet, Isaiah Crowell celebrated a touchdown against Cleveland by wiping the ball on his butt and throwing it in the Browns' stands.
Or as they call that in Cleveland, a Johnny Manziel draft pick.
The Cleveland Browns won, so Bud Light unlocked beer coolers all over town with 300 bottles of beer in them. They decided this was smarter than their other promotion: Free Whisky and Chainsaws.
The Cleveland Browns won, so Bud Light unlocked beer coolers all over town with 300 bottles of beer in them. They decided this was smarter than their other promotion: Free hookers and cocaine.
In her book, Stormy Daniels claimed Steeler QB, Ben Roethlisberger, terrified her when he walked her to her hotel room.
Are we now so sensitive that two-time rape-charged 6-6, 250 man pushing on your hotel room door makes you uncomfortable? Sheesh.
A woman in "Salon" magazine described a date in the '70's with Donald Trump: He did not open her car door, he talked boringly about himself, she had to pay for dinner and a cab.
"That sounds awesome," said Stormy Daniels.
Kylie Jenner tweeted she tried cereal and milk for the first time at age 21. With her father being on the box of Wheaties, you would have thought she could have grasped the cereal concept earlier.
I'm a biased Chicago Bulls fan, but Kareem Abdul Jabbar made playing basketball in Hollywood for tens of millions of dollars seem as fun as breaking rocks on a 100 degree day.
Not really sure I am buying Mark Wahlberg's 2:30 AM wake-up, 7:30 PM bedtime schedule.
This is from the 5.6-inch actor who said he would have stopped the 9/11 terrorists if he was on their plane.
New York Jet, Isaiah Crowell celebrated a touchdown against Cleveland by wiping the ball on his butt and throwing it in the Browns' stands. He received and unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and was charged with impersonating Ryan Leaf.
The Cleveland Brown's won their first game in 635 days. To give you an idea how long ago what was, 635 days ago they were the Cleveland Light-Beige.
Since you asked:
Every year, there is that one day where the air is cooler, the shadows are longer, the day is shorter, and you truly sense it is Fall.
Today was that day.
I wrote this on June 10th, 2013.
What do we have to do to get Gloria Allred to sue Donald Trump? How awesome would that be? Two of the biggest and most litigious publicity whores, both with rancid and vile personalities, each with the vindictive tenacity of pit-bulls.
In her book, Stormy Daniels said she was terrified of Steelers' Ben Roethlisberger, forcing himself on her.
After narrowly dodging prison for, not one, but two sexual assaults, Roethisberger attacked a famous porn star? He better pray he has concussion symptoms.
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