Tuesday, August 07, 2018

TMZ has a clip of OJ Simpson bragging “Being a felon ain’t all bad.” No word on if he was also jellin’ like Magellan. 



West Hollywood has voted to remove Donald Trump’s star from the Walk of Fame. It will be moved to the Covfefe Hall of Fame. 



It has been hot in Los Angeles. People are sweating like Paul Manafort watching the prison rape scene in “The Shawshank Redemption.” .




TMZ has a clip showing women taking selfies with OJ Simpson. Considering OJ’s past, those women should cut out loosing their heads and gushing over him.


Paul Manafort spent $15,000 on an ostrich-skin coat. The tricky part about wearing an ostrich-skin coat is avoiding the temptation to bury your head in the sand. 



Kathleen Turner has made many enemies in Hollywood with her frank interview. On the bright side, she did win the John Goodman look-alike contest. 

And then Kathleen ate a ham, drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and then smoked a carton of Marlboros. 



Former White House communications director, Hope Hicks, was seen boarding the Air Force One. They were either flying to Witness Tampering, Virginia or Collusion, Idaho.








Things Rudy Giuliani loves to say:

“My supper is in the icebox.”
“Let’s play singles on the phonograph.”
“I need a crap and a nap.”
“That schmuck is a putz.”
“My billfold is on the credenza.”



Since you asked:


Granted, I am late to the party, but I was blown away by how good “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” was. The second scene with Sam Rockwell’s inspired Robert DeNiro tribute singing “Bang the Drum Slowly” while interjecting “mau” from “The Deer Hunter.” 

Hilarious.

But, man, that movie is dark. It hides behind zero pretentious Hollywood shortcuts without being annoyingly contrary. It is real life if real life was entertaining and not like the security camera footage from a 7-Eleven.

If I had to give a movie-stealing award it would go to Woody Harrelson’s British wife. 

Not really sure what the message of the movie is, if there is one. Survival? Forgiveness? 

As the great Don Henley sang,

But I think it's about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don't love me anymore

Ah, Don Henley. It’s as if Kurt Vonnegut could sing like Ray Charles.

Too bad he is such a pr*ck.