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This is the fourth Nor’easter to hit in three weeks. Al Roker is blaming Ben Carson’s wife. 

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Former “Sex And the City” star, Cynthia Nixon, announced she is running for Gov. of New York. That’s nice, but I am going to wait and see if Megan Mullally from “Will and Grace,” runs. 

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Former “Sex And the City,” Cynthia Nixon, announced she is running for Gov. of New York. Now all we can do is wait and see if Anthony Weiner throws his tighty-whities into the ring.

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Former Nixon counsel, John Dean, described Donald Trump as Richard Nixon on steroids and stilts. To which Trump replied, “Did you hear that? He said I was tall and buffed.” 

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It is the one-year anniversary of when an online poll to name a $300 mil. British research ship came up with Boaty McBoatface. They did not go with that name, but they did name their dingy Deez Nutz.

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In track, a 102-year-old woman, Julia "Hurricane" Hawkins, broke a world record for the 60 meters. The bad news is, afterwards, she tested positive for Geritol.

Since you asked:

Donald Trump's, uh, bullet-proofness, for lack of a better term, reminds me of a guy I know from the brokerage business named Warren. (Not the drinking part, the resiliency) 

Here are the last stories I have heard about Warren roughly in order:

“Did you hear about Warren? He’s losing his company.”

“Did you hear about Warren? His wife caught him cheating and is divorcing him.”

“Did you hear about Warren? He got his second DUI.”

“Did you hear about Warren, he totaled his car and abandoned it at 3:00 AM.”  

“Did you hear about Warren? His girlfriend caught him cheating and threw his clothes on the lawn and turned the sprinklers on.”

“Did you hear about Warren? He’s been 86’d from every bar in town.”

"Did you hear about Warren? His old partner is suing him." 

“Did you hear about Warren? He threw up into the potted plant in the middle of Scorvaccio’s restaurant.”

“Hey, did I tell you I saw Warren? He was playing golf at La Jolla Country Club with Phil Mickelson.” 

"Did you hear about Warren? His cousin lent him $5 million to start a new company.,"