Is it just me, or does Stephen Miller look like he has restraining order against him from a women's shoe store? 

Get woke to the joke or you won't get stoked, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


It is so wet in Los Angeles, a tidal wave washed Kevin Spacey out of a Kiddy Pool.


It is raining so hard in Malibu, Caitlyn Jenner is considering transitioning to a seal.

It is so wet in Los Angeles, Louis CK does not need skin lotion.

It is so wet in Los Angeles it washed Harvey Weinstein into the gay romance movie, “Call Me By Your Name.”

It is so wet in Los Angeles, it washed Bill Cosby into a Time’s Up meeting.

It is raining so hard in Los Angeles, the Kardashian sister’s lips and asses have been designated as floatation devices.

Donald Trump declared himself a stable genius. When asked if he has ever been in Mensa, Trump said, “No, I don’t trust those driverless cars.”

After Oprah’s speech at the Golden Globes, Twitter has blown up with “Oprah 2020.” But seriously, what chance does a billionaire TV personality with no political experience have running for, and yes, I can hear it as I say it.

Is it just me or does Stephen Miller look like the picture of the guy above the counter of the adult book store who wrote a bad check? 

There was smoke coming out of Trump Tower. That means Trump has elected a new Covfefe. 

The latest trend in Thailand is penis bleaching. The men in Thailand believe women love white penises. This makes the first time the phrase, "Women love white penises," has ever been used.

The latest trend in Thailand is penis bleaching. The men in Thailand believe women love white penises. To which Kim Kardashian asked, “What’s a white penis?” 

Donald Trump declared himself a stable genius. When asked if he has ever been in Mensa, Trump said, “No, but I hear Arizona is nice this time of year.” 

Donald Trump declared himself a stable genius. Trump is such a genius, he put the Mensa in dementia.