Errmerrgerrrd, that was errrrrfulll, Whirlie, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

(Oh my god, that was awful, Wally) 

A guy who used to date Madonna is auctioning off a pair of her panties. That is shocking. Madonna once wore panties? 

In FLA, a video shows a brawl in a mall with a woman pushing her child in a stroller while kicking a woman on the floor. A sale on “What Would Jesus Do?” bracelets got out of hand.

The video of Donald Trump drinking water with both hands like a toddler is going viral. The White House is calling this Slake News.  

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. They’re thinking about putting a zipper over the Wood in the Hollywood sign.

Sexual harassment is out of control. Today at Disney’s Hall of Presidents, the new Donald Trump robot tried to grab James Madison because he was wearing a wig.  

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. Sexual harassment is why Star Wars is down to their last Jedi.

Comedian T.J. Miller has been accused of a brutal sexual assault. Apparently the TJ stands for Total Jerk.

At Disney Land they unveiled the Donald Trump robot at the Hall of Presidents. There was an awkward moment when the Trump robot mistakenly hit on the James Madison robot because it was wearing a wig.

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. Seat fillers at awards shows are filing suit against stars who left their seat too hot.

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. Today the Oscar statues are filing suit against their creator for not giving them pants.

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. Today Jeff Dunham had to file a restraining order against his old guy puppet, Walter.

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. Feminist attorney, Gloria Allred, was treated for exhaustion. 

Some celebrities will do anything to avoid sexual harassment charges. That’s why Bruce Jenner changed to Caitlyn.

Sexual harassment in Hollywood is out of control. Celebrities are now getting stars on the Hollywood Walk of Shame.

A guy who used to date Madonna is auctioning her panties to the highest bidder. And he’ll throw in the Hazmat suit he uses to handle them for free.

Carolina Panther owner, Jerry Richardson, has to sell the team due to sexual harassment. Richardson used to make lewd comments about women’s blue jeans on Jean Day. Apparently Jerry couldn’t spell Panthers without Her Pants. 

A guy who used to date Madonna is auctioning her panties to the highest bidder. And he’ll throw in the cage he keeps them in.

A guy who used to date Madonna is auctioning her panties to the highest bidder. “Wait. We’re allowed to do that?” Asked 575 other guys. 

Since you asked:

Perusing the awesome Strunk and White’s “The Elements of Style,” and once again I was taken by their pointing out the distinction between Anyone and Anybody. 

This is one of those things like the difference between "I am doing good" and "I am doing well" and "Can I" and "May I" that certain folks, especially elementary school teachers, love to jump on. 

The distinction being anybody is anyone with a body and anyone is any one person. 

“Anybody is welcome to be in the crowd scene if anyone can figure out how to run this camera.” 

Or 

“Anybody who feels compelled to correct anyone for using anybody instead of anyone may be a pedantic douche-bag.”