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It is Naked Bike Ride Day in London. Which makes tomorrow, “Don’t buy a used bike in London” Day.
It is National Donut Day. We need a National Donut Day like Kathy Griffin needs to take risks with her comedy.
A video of a woozy Tiger Woods in jail shows he had trouble with the breathalyzer test. They had to tell him to blow, not suck. They had to show Tiger a video by the expert: Paris Hilton.
Ed. Sec., Betsy DeVos praised Donald Trump’s withdrawal from the Paris climate change accord. Of course, 59-year-old DeVos thinks global warming is what happened to her boobs during her hot-flashes.
Singer Brandy was taken to a hospital and released after she was unconscious on a Delta flight. Apparently she passed out with shock when someone joked she was on a Spirit Airlines flight.
In Mexico, a man died of a flesh-eating virus after swimming in the Gulf of Mexico with a new tattoo. Ironically the tattoo said, “Safety First.”
Kathy Griffin has hired a lawyer over the Trump family bullying her about her photo. If Griffin’s lawyer is going to win this case, she’s really going to have to use her head.
A video of a woozy Tiger Woods in jail shows he had trouble with the breathalyzer test. They had to tell him to blow, not suck. It’s the same problem when Tiger plays golf lately, he can’t decide whether to blow or suck.
A video of a woozy Tiger Woods in jail shows he had trouble with the breathalyzer test. They had to tell him to blow, not suck. After the test, Tiger asked himself out on a date.
Everybody is talking about Donald Trump exiting the Paris Accord. In fact, the term “Exiting Paris,” has not been used this much since Paris Hilton broke up with the Los Angeles Lakers.
Donald Trump exited the Paris Accord. There has not been a president who has exited Paris since Bill Clinton, and that was Hilton, not France.
The Seattle Seahawks floated a rumor in having an interest in signing Colin Kaepernick, and then said, “Not at this time.” That is the NFL equivalent of, “I will go to the prom with you if something horrible happens to my date.”
Since you asked:
Let's put the Kathy Griffin photo in perspective with a historic mistake:
Jane Fonda posed smiling and pretending to shoot a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun that was used to kill countless American pilots. How she did not serve time in prison for treason is beyond anyone.
Kathy Griffin made a bad joke and has apologized.
One thing I have in spades is impeccable working comic sources and all of the comedians who have done shows with Kathy Griffin or worked clubs with her all say the same thing: Kathy Griffin is unfailingly nice, kind and helpful to up-and-coming comics. Could not be more down-to-earth or sweeter. She acts tough in her act, but she is not. She is a tiny, sweet, little red-headed gal who likes to nude-up and get nekkid.
Free Kathy Griffin.
How much smarter are women than men? Women can have sex with a guy and enjoy just as much and still make him feel like he owes her for it afterwards.
Guys, next time you have a beer and a burger at a bar, try charging the bartender for your company.
It is Naked Bike Ride Day in London. Which makes tomorrow, “Don’t buy a used bike in London” Day.
A video of a woozy Tiger Woods in jail shows he had trouble with the breathalyzer test. They had to tell him to blow, not suck. They had to show Tiger a video by the expert: Paris Hilton.
Ed. Sec., Betsy DeVos praised Donald Trump’s withdrawal from the Paris climate change accord. Of course, 59-year-old DeVos thinks global warming is what happened to her boobs during her hot-flashes.
Singer Brandy was taken to a hospital and released after she was unconscious on a Delta flight. Apparently she passed out with shock when someone joked she was on a Spirit Airlines flight.
In Mexico, a man died of a flesh-eating virus after swimming in the Gulf of Mexico with a new tattoo. Ironically the tattoo said, “Safety First.”
Kathy Griffin has hired a lawyer over the Trump family bullying her about her photo. If Griffin’s lawyer is going to win this case, she’s really going to have to use her head.
A video of a woozy Tiger Woods in jail shows he had trouble with the breathalyzer test. They had to tell him to blow, not suck. It’s the same problem when Tiger plays golf lately, he can’t decide whether to blow or suck.
A video of a woozy Tiger Woods in jail shows he had trouble with the breathalyzer test. They had to tell him to blow, not suck. After the test, Tiger asked himself out on a date.
Everybody is talking about Donald Trump exiting the Paris Accord. In fact, the term “Exiting Paris,” has not been used this much since Paris Hilton broke up with the Los Angeles Lakers.
Donald Trump exited the Paris Accord. There has not been a president who has exited Paris since Bill Clinton, and that was Hilton, not France.
The Seattle Seahawks floated a rumor in having an interest in signing Colin Kaepernick, and then said, “Not at this time.” That is the NFL equivalent of, “I will go to the prom with you if something horrible happens to my date.”
Since you asked:
Let's put the Kathy Griffin photo in perspective with a historic mistake:
Jane Fonda posed smiling and pretending to shoot a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun that was used to kill countless American pilots. How she did not serve time in prison for treason is beyond anyone.
Kathy Griffin made a bad joke and has apologized.
One thing I have in spades is impeccable working comic sources and all of the comedians who have done shows with Kathy Griffin or worked clubs with her all say the same thing: Kathy Griffin is unfailingly nice, kind and helpful to up-and-coming comics. Could not be more down-to-earth or sweeter. She acts tough in her act, but she is not. She is a tiny, sweet, little red-headed gal who likes to nude-up and get nekkid.
Free Kathy Griffin.
How much smarter are women than men? Women can have sex with a guy and enjoy just as much and still make him feel like he owes her for it afterwards.
Guys, next time you have a beer and a burger at a bar, try charging the bartender for your company.
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