After filing for divorce after he pled guilty to sexting a minor, Huma Abedin has invited Anthony Weiner back to their home. Once my wife made me sleep on the couch after I took the last Oreo cookie.

Remember Huma’s mentor is Hillary Clinton. Not exactly the patron saint of holding husbands accountable. 

Kim Kardashian said there’s only a 2% chance her mother will speak to Caitlyn Jenner again. And then Kim had to lie down and rest after doing all that math.

How bad was the Kathy Griffin holding the bloody Trump head picture? Kathy would have been better off grabbing a pussy. 

Donald Trump is said to be widening his search for the new FBI director. Well, sure, he has to widen it now that Kathy Griffin is no longer a candidate.