Saturday, June 10, 2017

The Quintessential Gambini, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

“Free the Nipple” is a celebrity-driven campaign to make it acceptable to show the female nipple in public. Now this is a campaign teenage boys can really grasp.

Golden State Warrior, Draymond Green, said the people of Cleveland don’t seem to be the sharpest people. Then Green left to finish his dissertation on quantum physics. Just kidding, he kicked someone in the groin again.

Nobody is qualified to insult the intelligence of an entire US city, like Cleveland. But especially not someone like Draymond Green, who has kicked so many guys in the crotch his foot has jock itch.