Friday, June 09, 2017





Katy Perry has released a new album called “Witness.” And no, it is not about James Comey. 


Katy Perry released a new album called “Witness.” The closely shorn blonde Perry also entered a celebrity lookalike contest and placed second as Justin Beiber and third as Kristen Stewart. 


This week was VP Mike Pence’s 58th birthday. He made a wish, blew out the candles, and, bam, Caitlyn Jenner was Bruce Jenner again. 


When asked if oval office tapes existed, James Comey replied, “Oh Lordy, I hope there are tapes.” Then, to everyone’s shock, Comey donned a top hat, grabbed a cane and performed “Swanee, How I Love Ya.”



Chef, Bobby Flay, has bought 25% of a horse running in the Belmont Stakes, J Boys Echo. This marks the only time you want to hear the words chef, bought, horse and stakes all in the same sentence.




Love "NBC" Stanley Cup coverage, but would someone pull the stick out of Mike Milbury's butt and see if it carbon dates back to Noah's Ark?