Wednesday, May 24, 2017

A South African man received a successful penis transplant. Or as the procedure is medically termed: a Swapadicktome. 

A Florida man was cleared of murder after he claims his girlfriend died of choking during oral sex. His penis was so big he could not wear a condom. So, if the glove did not fit, they had to acquit.

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While visiting the Sistine Chapel in Rome, Donald Trump got Melania Trump to hold his hand. It is early, but catholic officials are applying for it to be deemed a miracle.