Friday, May 19, 2017

The Guess Who ~ Share The Land (1970) lyrics

Sure, maybe this a little '70's hippy corny, but I love it. Underrated band, underrated song. 

Come and get your hot takes of species-elevating incites, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

United bought the naming rights for the LA Memorial Coliseum for $75 million. In a related story, Spirit Airlines bought the naming rights to minor league field of the Newark Nut Jobs.

Donald Trump told the Russian diplomats he fired “Nut Job” James Comey. And for an extra $50, Russian hookers will give you a “Nut Job.” 

After Anthony Weiner plead guilty to sending obscene material to a 15-year-old girl, his wife, Huma Abadin, has filed for divorce. She is citing irreconcilable dic-pics.

Donald Trump called the Russian investigation a witch hunt. Um. Donald Trump does know that witches were not real, right?

Steve Harvey’s ex-wife wants $60 mil. for what she calls her soul murder. See? This is why Steve has to send memos so people won’t talk to him.

Tom Brady will endorse an Austin Martin car that costs $212,000. Today the executives at Austin Martin had to undergo the concussion protocol. 

Anthony Weiner pled guilty to sending obscene material to a 15-year-old girl and he cried in court. Think he’s crying now? Wait until he finds out how prisoners treat pedophiles named Weiner. 

Anthony Weiner plead guilty to sending obscene material to a 15-year-old girl. If there’s justice, Weiner will be put in the same cell as the other pedophile, Jared from Subway. They can fight over who gets to be the sandwich or the wiener. 

Campbell Soup’s profits are down. Their quarterly earnings were not mmm, mmm, good. 

Since you asked:

Call me an underachiever, but if I have coffee in the kitchen, gas in my car, dog food in the bin, cash in my wallet, money in my checking account, wine in the pantry, something to grill in the fridge, running shoes, clean drawers, fully-working, A, B, Bb, C and D harmonicas, I feel pretty good.