Tuesday, January 10, 2017

The rumor is the Russians have a tape that shows Donald Trump ordering a golden shower between two prostitutes. If this is true, his press secretary, Kellyanne Conway, is going to be pissed.

It was awkward when the FBI asked Donald Trump to use urinate in a sentence:

“Melania, you’re an eight, but if you had bigger boobs, you’d be a ten.”