The first debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is less than a month away and everyone has the same question: What the hell is going on between Drake and Rihanna? 



Melania Trump is suing “The Daily Mail” for $150 mil. for reporting she was a prostitute. “The Daily Mail” countered with an offer of $500. When an outraged Melania asked, “What do you think I am?” "The Daily Mail” said, “We reported what you are, we’re just negotiating the price.” 

(Classic Winnie Churchill myth revised for this joke)