We at a.L.b.b. have been leaked some of the new features of the iPhone 7 and, well, they are pretty amazing.

You do not need to recharge it.

It is virtually unbreakable.

You cannot lose it.

It cannot be hacked.

It cannot cause a car accident.

All the features have been streamlined into one easy, user-friendly mode.

There is no data charge.  

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