Just how many times do we have to say do not pee on our shoes and tell us it is raining, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
A shirtless Rhode Island man opened fire on his neighbor's home using corncobs and a potato gun. Authorities are entertaining the concept that alcohol may have been involved.
A frost in France could cause a Champagne shortage. Threats from Bernie Sanders and now this? Haven’t the one percenters suffered enough?
Colin Kaepernick did get booed at the Forty Niner-Chargers game, but it was not unanimous. Only 14 out of the 16 people there booed him.
Did you see Colin Kaepernick’s Afro during the Forty Niner-Charger game? Makes sense. Kaepernick’s adopted name, Kaepernick, is German for Quest Love.
A sperm donor in Georgia who has fathered 32 children admitted he lied about his high IQ. Although a guy who makes a living masturbating can’t be all that stupid.
Donald Trump went from sucking up to Mexico to hardening his stance on Mexican immigrants. This guy flip flops more than an Anthony Weiner dick-pic.
An early frost in France could cause a Champagne shortage. Seriously, when is Beyonce going to catch a break?
Chik-Fil-A is going to a healthier menu with quinoa and kale. It is all part of Chik-Fil-A’s new menu, “We May Hate Gays, But We Love What Gays Eat.”
During the Forty Niner-Charger game, Colin Kaepernick was booed mercilessly. At this point the only thing Kaepernick can do is change his name to Bruce.