Monday, July 18, 2016


A Leipzig University study claims the first born child is the smartest. This study is called the “Except For George W. Bush” study. 


On “60 Minutes,” Donald Trump told Lesly Stahl he’s much more humble than she could understand. “No offense, but you’re too much of a moron to understand how modest I am.”


Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on “60 Minutes.” Was it just me, or did Mike Pence have the terrified frozen smile of a grandfather careening in a car with a granddaughter who can’t drive?


Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on “60 Minutes.” Was it just me, or did they look like the older lesbian couple coming out during Thanksgiving?



The coup in Turkey failed. It was awkward when Donald Trump said, “They were lucky. I know from Thanksgiving. You need to build a giant turkey-wall to keep out the turkeys.”



At the GOP convention volunteers are blowing up over 125,000 balloons to be released. And in honor of Donald Trump, they are hot air balloons. 


Chris Christie is upset he was not picked to be Donald Trump’s running mate. When asked if he will be able to get past this, Christie said he would close that bridge when he comes to it.