There is a new computer program than can detect sarcasm in emails. It’s called “Duh. Hello?” 

There is a new computer program than can detect sarcasm in emails. Because it is sooooo hard to figure out sarcasm in emails, genius. 

“Deadspin” reports the Rio Olympics venues are not finished. The unfinished venues are the El Bribery Gymnastics Hall, the Los Corruptos Pool and the El Fraudulento Basketball arena. 

In Rio, a rotting foot washed up on the beach volleyball venue. Rio is now being charged in impersonating New Jersey. 

The official song of the Rio Olympics was released, “Alma e Coracao” (Soul and Heart) It’s called “Soul and Heart” because the title “Blame It on Rio” was already used. 

This is the week of the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Or as the bulls call it: the Goring of the Drunken Douche-bags. 

The impact of England leaving the European Union is hurting their economy. Prince Charles’s wife, Camilla’s has been cut down from three to two buckets of oats a day.

Donald Trump praised Saddam Hussein for killing terrorists. Upon which Saddam Hussein rose from his grave and said, “Leave me out of this, pumpkin face.”