BlackBerry is officially not making smart phones anymore. That is how you know you’re getting old, when the device you think the hip kids use is obsolete. 

There is a new smart “Pilot” earpiece that can translate languages as they are spoken. “Man, that sucks,” said the Berlitz School of Languages.  

“Deadspin” is reporting Rio will be the worst Olympics ever. That is quite a statement. Sochi had so much sewage coming out of the faucets, Bob Costas still has pink eye.