A Delta flight with 130 passengers landed at the wrong airport in South Dakota. Delta charged all 130 of the passengers a $100 “Special Excursion” fee. 

Three Americans hurt during the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. It is time they halt this out-dated, cruel event because it is dangerous for the poor, stupid mammals. And it is bad for the bulls too. 

One man had a horn puncture his scrotum and his rectum. The good news is, if he wants it, he got a free sex change operation. 

One man had a horn puncture his scrotum and his rectum. It is the bull injury equivalent of what England did to Europe. 

Former baseball player and felon, Lenny Dykstra, has written a tell-all memoir called “House of Nails.” Isn’t there a rule you can’t write a book unless you’ve colored one?