Tuesday, May 24, 2016

UCLA just signed a $280 mil. shoe and apparel deal with Under Armour. In a related story, a UCLA track athlete found enough change in her couch to buy a cup of coffee at McDonalds. 

A man in Oregon is suing the hospital after his hernia surgery left him with an 80-pound scrotum. Coincidentally, “80-pound Scrotum” was Donald Trump’s nickname in high school.