Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Spain wants to end their worker’s mandatory three-hour siestas and long wine-fueled lunch breaks. While China is considering allowing children laboring in factories to use the bathroom. 

Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, Kendra Wilkenson, has endorsed Donald Trump for president. “Well, that’s all the information I need,” said morons. 

Villanova won the NCAA championship over North Carolina by shooting with less than a second to go. “See? Shooting that fast can be a good thing,” said guys to their women. 

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are engaged. They have already enrolled their future children in the high-IQ society of Mensa. 

For the first time in 46 years there are no Canadian teams in the NHL playoffs. The Canadian hockey players were too distracted by the idea of all of the Americans who will move there if Trump gets elected.