A Russian billionaire’s son’s wedding cost one billion dollars. There had to be some awkwardness when they opened the presents. “Oh look, a hand-knit tea cozy from Uncle Ivan.”

Actor Scott Baio ordered a coffee from Starbucks with the name Trump on it and claims the barista refused to yell out the name. It’s not political. Starbucks doesn’t call out their employee’s orders.

For the first time in 46 years, there are no Canadian teams in the NHL playoffs. Although I am not sure how, I am pretty sure Ted Cruz is to blame.