Rand Paul has suspended his presidential campaign. Rand wanted to spend more time with his toupee. 

Not to give anything away on FX’s “The People Vs. O.J. Simpson,” but the real killer was “Making a Murderer” Steven Avery. 

Wiz Khalifa said Kanye West apologized and their feud is over. For some reason I don’t believe that, but I just can’t put my finger on it. 

Since landing in California, the Denver Bronco team bus clipped a CHP motorcycle and the Broncos had a player sent home after being caught in a prostitution sting. Apparently their tour guide is Charlie Sheen.

The Denver Broncos sent home safety, Ryan Murphy, after he was nabbed in a San Jose prostitution sting. Maybe now someone will address the unspoken tragedy that is the lack of women willing to have sex with NFL players.

The Denver Broncos sent home safety, Ryan Murphy, after he was nabbed in a San Jose prostitution sting. Unfortunately, Murphy did know the way to San Jose. 

McDonalds has a special Happy Meal that comes with a book instead of a toy. The book is titled: “How to Operate a Defibrillator.”