Wednesday, January 13, 2016

People are asking themselves what would they do if the won the $1.5 billion Powerball lottery. Some would buy a yacht. Some would buy a plane. Donald Trump would buy Iowa, New Hampshire and Maine. 

The Consumer Electronics show unveiled a drone that can follow you around and take selfies of you all day. It is made by D.B.I.: Douche-Bags Incorporated. 

Police in Portland are looking for a thief who walked into a pet store and shoved a python down his pants and took off. Police warn he is armed and appears more dateable than he is. 

Hillary Clinton is attacking Bernie Sanders hard. Hillary is one step away from elder abuse.