Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Bristol Palin pregnant with third child from three fathers, two weeks after giving birth to her second child. Bristol is an abstinence advocate like Keith Richards is a personal trainer.

Abstinence advocate, Bristol Palin, pregnant with third child two weeks after delivering the second. Even rabbits are all; “Whoa, girl, slow down.” 

A day after winning the National Championship, Alabama is ranked the fourth highest college for sexually transmitted diseases. Tuscaloosa, where it isn’t just the tusks that are looser.

David Bowie has been gone for a day and he is still way more talented than Justin Bieber. 

Since you asked:

There is no clearer proof that we have a country chocked-full of idiots than, A, Donald Trump is leading the polls, and B, there is a petition signed by over 200,000 people to give Steven Avery a new trial. 

In the documentary "Making a Murderer" Steven Avery lies that he playfully threw the family cat over a bonfire and it accidentally caught on fire. No. He soaked the cat in a flammable fluid - probably gas -  set it on fire and watched it burn for fun. 

Again, if you think Steven Avery was framed, good for you, you self-righteous, pompous, smug ass, now get the eff off of this blog. 

As for Trump, I think we are all about to learn a lesson in the difference between what people will say to a poll and what people do at the polls. 

The NFL legends, Vince Lombardi, Johnny Unitas, Gale Sayers and Walter Payton, could not have foreseen this coming. 

In the old days, when a player lost his cool and committed a selfish act of revenge to the detriment of their entire team, the ultimate penalty was a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct and facing the wrath of their coach and teammates. If they completely lost their minds, about once a season, one or two players in the league might get ejected from a game. And then probably traded or cut the next day. 

None of the legends could have foreseen a time when players were so entitled, pampered, out-of-touch, spoiled and selfish they would let losing their cool in their feud with an opposing player cost their team a game. 

Dirty players in the NFL is nothing new. The Raiders' Jack Tatum, George Atkinson and the old St. Louis Cardinals, Conrad Dobler, were serial killers with shoulder pads. 

But we live in a more dignified time, right? When players like Cincinnati’s Adam Jones and Vontaze Burfict go after a player the way they did the Steeler’s Antonio Brown, they need to be ejected and then arrested for assault and then suspended by the NFL for one year. Period. 

As great-players-turned-announcers Rodney Harrison, Boomer Esiason and Marshall Faulk all agreed, Burfict and Jones's stupid behavior is an embarrassment to the entire NFL. You know a game is in trouble when a two-time sexual assault (rape) charged player, Ben Roethlisburger, is a model of comportment. 

This happened before between New York Giant, Odell Beckham Jr. and Carolina Panther, Josh Norman. It will keep happening.