In sad news, Alan Rickman died. For many people, Christmas does not start until Rickman’s character in “Die Hard,” Hans Gruber, falls out of the Nakatomi Plaza building. 

Sean Penn interviewed drug lord El Chapo right before El Chapo was arrested. Look for Penn in his next documentary; “Why You Should Not Inform On a Guy Who Built A Mile Long Tunnel Out of Prison.” 

  

Sadly, great English entertainers David Bowie and Alan Rickman passed. Somebody check on Keith Richards. 

“TMZ” showed a video of Justin Bieber playing Beethoven on a piano. Not to be too judgmental, but it was the quality of playing that made Beethoven glad he was deaf. 

The famous lower-Manhattan punk rock bar, CBGB’s, is now an upscale clothing store. So now instead of having sex in the bathroom, the customers get screwed at the cash register.