Caitlyn Jenner is writing her memoir about her journey to transgender. It will probably be a case of “He said/She said.” 

Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. In other equally shocking news, somebody in Florida did something stupid. 

It was just a question of time until Palin would comb-over to Trump's side. 

People are boycotting the Oscars due to the lack of diverse nominees. I’m thinking of boycotting the Oscars. OK, fine, I was wait-listed as a seat filler. 

The Supreme Court is going to hear the case challenging President Obama’s immigration action. Donald Trump is threatening to build a wall around the Supreme Court. 

An ISIS magazine confirms executioner Jihadi John killed. Let’s go back. There is an ISIS magazine? When you subscribe do you get an alarm clock for your suicide bomb?

 I’m not a CIA operative, but how about if we get ahold of that subscribers list?

They don’t have a swimsuit edition, but they do have a wet burka contest. 

There is an ISIS magazine. They have a fold-out of the Infidel of the Month. 

Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. Is it just me or do Donald Trump and Sarah Palin look like the 1975 talk show hosts on “Good Morning, Omaha?”