The third democratic debate is tonight. One thing you have to hand it to Bernie Sanders. Without Bernie we would never know how much Larry David also looks like Yoda.

The Air Force told CNN they plan to have fighter jets that shoot lasers by 2020. In a related story, North Korea announced by next year they plan to have fighter jets that can fly.

In an interview with Seth Meyers, Jennifer Lawrence revealed she had a huge crush on Larry David. Those aren’t just Daddy Issues. Those are weird Uncle Barney Issues.

At a Cleveland Cavaliers game, the wife of golfer, Jayson Day, Ellie Day, had to be carried off on a stretcher after 6-8, 250 LeBron James landed on top of her. Ellie will be fine. Doctors say she will be able to stop smiling in a few weeks.