Saturday, December 19, 2015

At a Cleveland Cavaliers game, the wife of golfer, Jayson Day, Ellie Day, had to be carried off on a stretcher after 6-8, 250 LeBron James landed on top of her. The problem is her back. As in, once LeBron lands on top of you, you can’t go back. 

“The Best Lawyers in America” 2016 edition has been published. Being called the best lawyer is like calling someone the leading improvisational jazz musician, the best-dressed serial killer or the leper with the most fingers.

Donald Trump said he wasn’t going to attack Jeb Bush anymore. Then on Twitter, Donald Trump called Jeb Bush; “Dumb as a rock.” These two are like (Excuse the alliteration) the bickering brothers in the backseat of a Buick on a family vacation. “Jeb started it.” 

Donald Trump called Jeb Bush; “Dumb as a rock.” In 1775, Patrick Henry said; “Give me liberty or give me death.” Good to see we’ve made so much progress in 240 years.