Friday, December 18, 2015

A survey claims the worst place to be single is Yonkers, NY. The best place for a guy to be single? Beaver, Utah. 

Last night, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” opened at midnight. So today the force my be awakened, but your IT nerd is too sleepy to fix your computer.

Last night “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” made an estimated $57 mil. setting a new record. In a related story, Disney will release director, J.J. Abrams’s youngest child back to his custody.

Have you seen the selfie Nicki Minaj posted on Instagram? Not to give too much away, but after seeing that picture, camels were embarrassed to show their toes.

Tough times for Bernie Sanders. He is trailing Hillary Clinton in the polls, the Democratic National Committee has cut him out of accessing a data base and he was not asked to play Yoda in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” 

In Florida, a 98-year-old man shot a hole-in-one. Not only that, but that night at the nursing home, he won the Bernie Sanders Lookalike Contest.

Since you asked:

Guess I wasn’t the first to come up with the Bill Cosby “Baby It’s Cold Outside” idea. The geniuses at “South Park” did it a year ago. Oh well. Great minds and all that. 

The more I think about the more it only makes sense of one team goes to L.A. And those should be either the Raiders or the Rams. The attendance at the Rams game last night was pathetic. The Bay Area has a team already in the Niners. 

The only reason the Chargers want to leave is because of our inept and corrupt city council cannot get a new stadium built. That is not the Chargers’ fault nor the fault of their fans. 

Putting Petco Park downtown was a boon to everyone. The Cowboys paid for their own stadium and doubled their net worth from $2 billion to $4 billion. Why can’t the moron politicians in San Diego see building a new stadium is great for everyone?

You cain’t say Wally without smiling. You just cain’t. Wally has taken to announcing to us when he is not happy with either his food service or the amount we pet and greet him. Or anything not toward.

The other night various illnesses in the family kept people up and woke up Wally, keeping him from getting his proper rest. The next morning when he greeted us he started fussing to let us know he was not happy about it: 

“Arr ewww oughh errr ewwww rarrrr.”